Caroline lives in the Lake District with her husband, small child and a Kune Kune pig.

She daydreams of one day owning a pair of Louboutin’s and having somewhere fabulous to wear them. Until then, she’ll be found plodding up a mountain in her trusty hiking boots.

Vital Info…

34, wife (of 14 years), mother (to a small girl, a very lazy cat and a Kune Kune pig). Continually renovating one house or another. Lies about age (a lot).

Likes: Salt & Vinegar crisps, Prosecco, horses, cat videos on You Tube, making light fittings out of jars, going to the hairdressers, random acts of kindness.

Dislikes: Bullies, offal, pernod, choosing window fastenings, Christmas pudding.

Burning Ambition: To write books that are fun, frivolous but have a darker or more sinister edge. Embrace sex, drugs and old fashioned murder.